Every time I get a bill with writing on it, it always cracks me up. One day I'll pass my little message on to the world.
Showing posts with label iHumor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iHumor. Show all posts
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
SMDH
When will the madness end? And the sad part is, these will sell out like hot cakes. And I'll be DAMNED if anyone tries to sell a VNDS Supreme beater, lmao
on a side note, I just realized my last three posts are about Supreme, that is very random.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Your not Famouse Until Someone Calls You Gay?!
This is for you... who? no not you, YOU!
WAIT, let it play out
WAIT, let it play out
Innocence Gone Wrong
Apparently comments have been circulating about the "little girl's" hand in focus with Howie Long's crotch in the background. Was it intentional humor for the Superbowl, or a bad camera angle?
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Friday, January 2, 2009
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Via 
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Shoeicide Attack
Awww so in the midst of my hard work on this case... one of my group members gets a link to this hilarious film clip
Bush was bobbin and weaving.
Bush was bobbin and weaving.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Okay Mr. Funny Man
Chris, your too funny. Who even thinks of such a story?
OH and he won the contest on Elitate. I see you son. Check him out on http://www.no-hypebeast.com
OH and he won the contest on Elitate. I see you son. Check him out on http://www.no-hypebeast.com
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Double Take
Coming out of the bathroom in the library, YES i repeat the library, i had to take a double take to see if i saw what i think I saw. And no it wasn't a puddy cat.
For those of you who cant tell what this is, it is a convenience dispenser. $.75 gets you head ache reliever for when you are stressed with work, one of 2 style Lifestyle condoms, and a cold tablet for the cold you caught kissing the girl in the class across the hall in your act to relieve you stress. LOL so people really do be getting it in in libraries. I thought that just happened in the movies. where have I been these past four years
For those of you who cant tell what this is, it is a convenience dispenser. $.75 gets you head ache reliever for when you are stressed with work, one of 2 style Lifestyle condoms, and a cold tablet for the cold you caught kissing the girl in the class across the hall in your act to relieve you stress. LOL so people really do be getting it in in libraries. I thought that just happened in the movies. where have I been these past four years
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Vocabulary Spin
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking?
19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking?
19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Is Your Girl DS?
I'm on my Sidekick Screen Shots Mode now. I tried to get a Nike discount flier but it was not able to capture the full image with all of the important fine print. Maybe it would have worked if I had the new update at the time?! Anyway, I saw this signature quote in the Outlet Tread on ISSforums.com and it is hilarious and true. This is for all of you that cry over shoes having to be in complete deadstock and unworn condition and judging those that purchase "used shoes". But I guess if you have the money for it then hey, go ahead. I rather save and make sure they are fresh. Can not lie though, my one grails I baught for a steal does smell stinky. I guess thats why the guys name was BIGty. Shoe smells like he was big. Next time I got to work and have some disposable income I'll get the shoe odor eliminator tabs. Mhmm did not know they made those huh? and in 3 different scents, lol
"Hey ___ Insert Your Name Here ___ guess what?"
'What VJ'
"I just saved $200 buying the same pair of shoes you did except mine were worn twice for 30 min and i cant even tell!!!!!"
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