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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Ass+Titties = $200

YES you heard it correctly. The city of Philadelphia is not playing. As a democracy the city can literally pass a law with the support of the citizens. I mean it is illegal to spit, eat and drink in the Metro in Washington DC. Philadelphia is in the works to pass a law that will fine all individuals, particularly young people for saggin their pants for indecent exposure and excessive clevage exposure. It's not a game. The city needs money. I heard this before but it became hilarious when I was on the bus and over heard the conversation of young grandmothers chatting loudly in the rear of the bus. You know the ladies I am refering to. Your best friends grandma thats not that old and still smokes and talks about sex with men from the Wed night Bingo outting. Kind of like Big Mama's House.
They were going, pointing at guys on the street
"look at em, ass all out, no one wanna see that. and you know it started in the jail, all that mean is come and get it!" HAHAHAHA
They fried the girls too
"Little girls runnign around with they titties all out, spillin all over the place and wondering why these niggas dont respect them. I asked this one girl how old she was and she said 15."
Other lady's responce: "mhmm and you know she was probly really 13. you know how these fast girls bump they age now adays"
"I remeber when my daughter was coming up. she wanted to be slick you know they change their clothes when they go to school. I happen to be riding around, saw her said ooh turn the car around...park here, got out snatched her and said mhmm neva know where Mama gonna be get your ass in the car an put your school clothes back on!"

All in all cover up cuz you WILL get taxed. I mean hell, with Mayor Nutter in office, they have the right to randomly stop and frisk us for illegal firearms.


WOW and are his J's fake too? Lets have a fine for that shit!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL @ the convo between the grandmas! Yeah they trying to hit heavy everywhere!