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Monday, May 10, 2010

Its not JUST a bed

I had an interesting conversation with a friend of mine where I concluded the size of ones bed can tell a lot about them sexually. I don't mean to snitch but ladies you might learn something. If anything I'm telling on myself.

Single- At first glance you would assume they were a virgin. No room for company or a desperate strategy to get close. Not too much room to work with so fairly missionary. Sleepover checklist 1. Hopefully neither snores. 2. Hopefully neither has a bad case of morning breathe. Time is on his side.

Full- Comfortable sleep. Kind of wild. Sleepovers are welcome and you already know my intentions. If you think your sleeping here and nothing is going down, think again. Enough room to get a good round or two in. Enough space to wrap your arm around her afterward.

Queen- If a girl invites a guy over and she has a queen, chances are nothing really will happen. Your side and mine. If you get lucky, there's enough room to do some damage. Experiment if you have the right partner. When its all said and done, "mmmm don't touch me"

King- "How you gone act!" The Ali vs Frasier of match ups. When purchasing your thought is "how can I utilize all of this space." Room to try everything under the sun. Space to forget their laying there the next morning. Sleep almost as wild as you want, they'll wake up from the best nap of their life

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

CALLING ALL PAINTERS & PHOTOGRAPHERS

I'm looking to get a few pieces of art done. Some on canvas, some photographs and other various forms. If your interested in taking on a piece feel free to contact me and let me know the size the piece will be, your price and turn around time







Tuesday, December 1, 2009

CRACK!



Its been a while since my eyebrows have raised at an upcoming shoe release, but I must admit; 1. Im glad the ALL white XI are retruning, and those VI in leather don't look too bad either. Ahh well I'll probly change my mind when I see the actual product, lol

Thursday, November 19, 2009

LJ = MJ

What if Lebron really was on his Michael Jordan transition. This would be a lot more random and exciting at the same time. I'ld be for it.




#Imjustsayin

Via Nicekicks:

LeBron James has been spotted on the sideline of many football games over the past year. He has been somewhat of a regular at games featuring the likes of the Dallas Cowboys, the Cleveland Browns and the Ohio State Buckeyes. However, could we soon see ‘King James’ trading his fitted cap and sneakers in for a helmet and cleats?

Last night LeBron James, an all-state wide reciever in high school, stated that with time and dedication, he could be a great football player. “If I put all my time and commitment into it, if I dedicated myself to the game of football, I could be really good,” he said Tuesday night, “no matter what team I was on.”

LeBron’s words quickly spread, and one person who caught wind of this was Cleveland Browns head coach Eric Mangini. “I think he should come on down,” Mangini said.






Monday, November 16, 2009

The Diary of...

Finally the show is back. Wont front, this was my show. Hmm I may make a move back to watching television now.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

HMMMMM...



I cant front, I'm a little interested in seeing which direction this film goes in. Glad its a Sundance Film Festival video and not a fake make shift cinema or even a straight to DVD swindle.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

You Can't F*ck w/ da Police!







Casual conversation about cars always start when talking to my mechanic. He did reviews on upcoming vehicles for 'African Americans on Wheels," a small based magazine based in the DC Metropolitan area. I mentioned my interest in an 09 Impala SS and how they were discontinuing them. He said "Maaannn aint nobody want that slow sh*t, Besides the caprice is coming back out the end of next year." ARGH! This man has test drove everythign from the 2010 Camaro, to the 2010 Audi a8, the unreleased 2010 M SERIES and MORE!. And of course the majority of you know I own a Caprice. I got home and went ot searching for the body style. 2011 Chevy Caprice 6.0-Liter V8 engine pushing 355 horsepower and 0-60 in under 6 seconds-oh and its rear wheel drive. Hmm once I see this in all back, hopefully with an SS package, this car might be a problem

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

$100k w/ No Degree?! #wheretheydothatat

1. Air Traffic Controllers: $117,200 These workers make sure airplanes land and take off safely, and they typically top lists of this nature. The median 50% earned between $86,860-142,210, with good benefits. Air traffic controllers are eligible to retire at age 50 with 20 years of service, or after 25 years at any age.
Watching blinking dots on a radar screen that control the lives of hundreds can be stressful, and the job require specialized FAA schooling and on-the-job training. Typically, two to four years of training are needed in order to become fully certified, although previous military experience can cut that time down significantly.

2. Industrial Production Managers: $77,670 They oversee manufacturing activities. A college degree is preferred, but not necessarily mandatory. They often work in industries such as aviation and automobiles.

3. First-Line Police and Detective Supervisors: $69,300 Police officers can advance through the ranks to become supervisors by passing exams and achieving good performance reviews, and advanced training can help win promotions.

4. Funeral Director: $49,620 College programs in mortuary science usually last from two to four years. You typically must also serve a one-year apprenticeship, pass an exam and obtain a state license. Hours can be long and irregular. Dealing with dead bodies and crying relatives isn't for everyone.

5. Police and Sheriff Patrol Officers: $47,460 Police corporals had an average minimum annual base salary of $44,160, according to the International City-County Management Association. But total income can significantly exceed base salary because of overtime pay. And police officers can often retire at half-pay after 25-30 years of service. Applicants usually must have at least a high school education, and some departments require a year or two of college or even a degree. Rookies are trained at police academies.

6. Advertising Sales Agents: $42,750 20% have a high school degree or less, and 10% have an Associate's degree.

7. Real Estate Brokers and Sales Agents: $39,760 Don't let that figure fool you; the highest 10% earned more than $111,500. While advanced coursework is not necessarily required, new entrants must pass an exam and get a state license. Connections in the community and a willingness to work hard are what really count, but experience and a good housing market also help.

8. Occupational Therapist Assistants: $42,060 These workers usually need an associate degree or a certificate. They work with occupational therapists, helping injured patients recover from, or compensate for, lost motor skills. Job prospects are good in the growing health care field, especially for those with some post-secondary education.

9. Occupational Therapist Aides: $25,000 These employees receive most training on the job. Under supervision of occupational therapists, they also work with injured people. Competition for jobs is tougher for those with only a high school diploma.

10. Physical Therapist Assistants: $41,360 These workers deal with physical therapists, helping patents improve mobility, relieve pain or overcome injuries or disabilities. Those working in home health care services tend to make more on average. Aides, earning an average of $22,000, are trained on the job. Assistants, who have greater responsibilities, typically need an associate's degree.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I'm Not a Writer I'm a Biter


Bape Fall/Winter 2009. Call it what you want but i need this Peacoat. Shoot I'll even get my Navy on and get the shirt and tie too.

And up Top, uh.. 2 Double D's

Merry Christmas to ALL (the ladies in my phone book). I kid, I kid. However, I cannot front, the thought did come to mind. I heard about this on the Russ Parr Show one morning and thought it was a joke, but it seems they are really pushing for a holiday release. Lets see how fast these fly off the shelf. Ladies, GET YOU SOME!

Via Google Searches:
Possibly taking their cue from what happens to men's underwear when they get horny, scientists are testing a bra that increases a woman's cleavage simply because she's feeling sexy.

The Sun's proclaimed it to be a "miracle" and "magic" bra. Calm down, gents; in fact, it simply works by detecting a change in body heat. When a woman gets frisky, her body temperature increases, causing the bra to squeeze her boobs together. When she's calmed down, the bra cools, relaxes and returns her bust to its normal state.
For more info Click Here

LMAO at this article comment:

"When a woman gets frisky, her body temperature increases"

So that explains why women are always cold around me! :D

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Retirement

With age comes responsibility and boy do I have bills out the ass now. I have come to a point where I am beyond sneakers however there are some I would like to add and keep. Below is my final wanted list. If you happen to have them, let me know the price and condition.

Size 9 003 Wtap Chukkas
Size 9 Undftd Dunk High
Size 9 Kanye Louis Jaspers
Size 9 Clot Air Max 1 KOD
Size 9/9.5 Supreme Dunk Lows
Size 9/9.5 Undftd Jordan IV
Size 9.5 Playstation AF1
Size 9.5 Pharrell Dunk High
Size 9.5 Olive Undftd Poormans Weapons w/ Bag
Size 9.5 Stash Air Max 95
Size 9.5 Stash BWs
Size 9.5/10 Amsterdam Air Max 1
Size 9.5/10 Safari Atmos Air max 1
Size 9.5/10 irak Adidas 2007/08
Size 10 Viotech Trainer III
Size 10 Supreme Blazer Set

Sunday, September 13, 2009

She Wants That Old Thing Back!







Not bad, not bad at all. Has an old James Bond look to it. Cant wait to see these hit the streets. The 2010 SLS AMG 6.3-liter, V8 engine housing 563 hourse power,and can go 0-60mph in 3.7 seconds.. BOOOOYYYY for $257,000 you too can have this beast.


Friday, September 11, 2009

Remembering


The crazy part about this post is that I remember the exact moment last year when I made my 9.11 post. And with that I remember the exact moment when 9.11 happened. Sophomore year at Gonzaga College High School. I was working in the Deans office. Out of nowhere the phones rang off the hook with parents asking about their kids, parents coming to get their sons, and me going from class to class pulling guys out of class. It didnt hit home until school was over. It was football season but practice was cancelled. And all we knew was that DC was the next target. That hard to take in when your school is just a couple blocks from both the Capital and Union Station which were both said to be anticipated targets. As we walked down North Capital St, everything was desolate. Not a car drove by, not a sound was made. It was so quiet you could here the signal light change. Every loud noise made the group of us jump as we walked to catch the train. It was a feeling that anything could happen at any second. Getting home was a huge relief. I honestly do not think i was able to soak everything in until the second day of school when eyes were glued to the replays all day long. Angle after angle, station after station all I remember thinking was this had to be a movie. To see people in such disbelief and pain was a life changing exerience. I had a friend whose mother was woring in the Pentagon at the time of the incident, however she was safe. Unfortunately a few of my school mates lost their parents in both the Twin Tower and Pentagon accidnet. My condolences goes out to all of those who lost someone they loved on this day 8 years ago.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

SMDH

When will the madness end? And the sad part is, these will sell out like hot cakes. And I'll be DAMNED if anyone tries to sell a VNDS Supreme beater, lmao



on a side note, I just realized my last three posts are about Supreme, that is very random.

Friday, August 28, 2009

You Just Wait and See


$100 says this is the first item to sell out of Supreme's Fall/Winter collection

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

What Tha...??!!!

I beasted for FIVE GUYS and thought they were closed, whole time i was outside waiting i came to realize i simply didn't open the door hard enough. While sitting in my car i see this car driving by. My delayed reactions prevented me from getting a closer look but I was like WTH is that on the top. Then i thought, HEY! Is that how they gett street view for Googlemaps? If so I have solved a mystery of mine since mapquest was introduced, lol

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Creepy

My best friend Crystal sent me a site a while back which describes each person based on their zodiac sign. My jaw dropped when I read hers because it was so on point and as was mine. Mine is below. Basically tell every single thing about me. Check out the site and read yours. Leave a comment and tell me how true it is.

Taurus Man
A quiet simple man who can do something unexpected to shock you. Taurus man mostly medium tall, strong with good health, good strong body. When he talks, he likes to turn his head to one side on one direction. His body will be quite straight, facial structure tend to be square shape more than other shape. His eyes sparkle with liveliness.Even when he is in love, he is still a free wild bird. He is a sand in your palm, the more you want to hold it, it will slip out. If you stand and hold it still, it will stay that way. Don't set the rules
and draw a line for him, he will not stay.

When you are with him, he will think only of you. But an hour later he could change his mind. He is very patient with other people, but very impatient with himself. His world always turning and it will not stop just because he loves you. If he up sets, he will show it right
away. If something has gone wrong, he will blame his own carelessness instead of blaming other people.

He sincere to his friends even to some friends he does not like. He
likes to do odd things and surprise other people. He could be fully
dress in a nice suit and jump in the pool. He could slap your back so
hard just to make you turn around to see he has flowers in his hand.
He never want to get too close with anyone for he thinks living in
reality is living by yourself.

He does not care what people think when he behave weird. He could be
walking bare feet and laughing at people who laugh at him and think
they are so narrow minded. He does not likes to follow conformity,
but always want to search for new ventures, new mystery. He will
interest in a life of a millionaire as much as a life of an old man
selling newspaper on a sidewalk vendor.

He like to search and analyze people and things. He will analyze his
friends or his girl friend, and once the mystery is gone, he will
search for new puzzle to solve. He can not easily understand thing, so
he will gradually learning about you till he fills up all his
questions.

He knows so many people ,but he has a few friends. He looks for
quality friends than quantity friends. He will be close with some
friends shortly and move on. He always feel lonely even surround by
many people. He could create his own little world, and sometimes no
one would understand him. He looks only for future and he thinks he
lives for the future. He may wonder how many people think like he
does, but he does not want to be like the others.

A man with a conflict personality. He is a cool, understanding, able
to work well, and very artistic. Taurus man could be an artist. He
could shock you as much as he is able to clam you down when you up
set. He is a free spirit who likes venture, but when he wants to be
alone, do not touch him but to let him be. He won't disappear from
the crowds too long, he will be back.

He will give you straight forward opinion or comments, but will never
advice what he thinks you should do. He does not like people to tell
him what he should do too. He thinks each individual dreams and
thoughts should be very private. He will use his brain not his body
strength, so he will let other guys compete. He has a certain
satisfactory in life and hate to force himself in competition. He may
seems careless, but actually he is a thinker and a stubborn one.

He sees anything in details and not easily trusted people till he
thinks he knows them well. You can just smile and he will think why
and what are you smiling about, and if you are pretending. Once he
trust you and accept you as a friend, no one can says other wise to
change that for he will not listen to gossip. He will be honest and
sincere to his friends.

He hates lies, so he will not tell you lies. If he finds it is
necessary to lie, he will find other ways not to tell you or avoid
telling you anything. If he really has to lie, you will never be able
to tell that he is lying. He can really keep secrets, so you will
hardly know that he is a lonely soul.

If you want this kind of guy, you have to be an interesting person.
He has to be curious about you. Hell for him is "No Freedom", so if
he marry you then you should know it is the biggest decision in his
life. Always be interesting, then you could have him beside you.


Click Here to read your sign

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Such A Swindle

How come I can NEVER be in the right place at the right time when a huge come up is around. First DS 99 White Cement IV in my size on Eastbay's sale page for $49, then the 24 pairs of Eggplant Foams, next was the 96 Impala SS and now 52" Flat screens. I Decided to boast a few pick ups and a forum member from Houston posted this which was in effect early yesterday morning.

"5:15am central time:

So i was on my way to work, listening to the radio and a guy called in stating that Bestbuy made a mistake and was selling a Samsung 52" for $9.99 i was like yeah right! Checked it on my iphone and it was true! My commute took like 10 seconds once i heard the news. Got to my office and Ordered 6! Lets see if Bestbuy will try to screw me outta these TV's wish me luck!

this post would be useless without screen shots so here u go......sorry for the big pics."







Sunday, August 9, 2009

Ummm I Dont Get it

So I don't know. Maybe its me but I do not get how appealing having your fitted size as the main image can me. Especially me wearing a Size 8 (No wait they stop at size 7 3/4). But to each his own. I know someone will buy it.