Monday, May 10, 2010

Its not JUST a bed

I had an interesting conversation with a friend of mine where I concluded the size of ones bed can tell a lot about them sexually. I don't mean to snitch but ladies you might learn something. If anything I'm telling on myself.

Single- At first glance you would assume they were a virgin. No room for company or a desperate strategy to get close. Not too much room to work with so fairly missionary. Sleepover checklist 1. Hopefully neither snores. 2. Hopefully neither has a bad case of morning breathe. Time is on his side.

Full- Comfortable sleep. Kind of wild. Sleepovers are welcome and you already know my intentions. If you think your sleeping here and nothing is going down, think again. Enough room to get a good round or two in. Enough space to wrap your arm around her afterward.

Queen- If a girl invites a guy over and she has a queen, chances are nothing really will happen. Your side and mine. If you get lucky, there's enough room to do some damage. Experiment if you have the right partner. When its all said and done, "mmmm don't touch me"

King- "How you gone act!" The Ali vs Frasier of match ups. When purchasing your thought is "how can I utilize all of this space." Room to try everything under the sun. Space to forget their laying there the next morning. Sleep almost as wild as you want, they'll wake up from the best nap of their life

Wednesday, February 3, 2010


I'm looking to get a few pieces of art done. Some on canvas, some photographs and other various forms. If your interested in taking on a piece feel free to contact me and let me know the size the piece will be, your price and turn around time

Tuesday, December 1, 2009


Its been a while since my eyebrows have raised at an upcoming shoe release, but I must admit; 1. Im glad the ALL white XI are retruning, and those VI in leather don't look too bad either. Ahh well I'll probly change my mind when I see the actual product, lol


The 1st leak off of XO's Highly Anticipated Sophomore release "ONE ONE TEN" is the iNFECTiOUS Street Single "DO iT" scored by AB THE PRODUCER.

XO - "DO iT" from KENNY BURNS on Vimeo.

Monday, November 30, 2009

These Shiets Right HUR!!!!

I've refrained from purchasing sneakers for quite some time now. Having a job leave no time for a casual outfit. However these Polo boots that are buzzing now are the truth. I have no problem stomping around in the mud with my current pair. However these joints right HERE are the truth. Next time I'm in NYC their getting copped.

Thursday, November 19, 2009


What if Lebron really was on his Michael Jordan transition. This would be a lot more random and exciting at the same time. I'ld be for it.


Via Nicekicks:

LeBron James has been spotted on the sideline of many football games over the past year. He has been somewhat of a regular at games featuring the likes of the Dallas Cowboys, the Cleveland Browns and the Ohio State Buckeyes. However, could we soon see ‘King James’ trading his fitted cap and sneakers in for a helmet and cleats?

Last night LeBron James, an all-state wide reciever in high school, stated that with time and dedication, he could be a great football player. “If I put all my time and commitment into it, if I dedicated myself to the game of football, I could be really good,” he said Tuesday night, “no matter what team I was on.”

LeBron’s words quickly spread, and one person who caught wind of this was Cleveland Browns head coach Eric Mangini. “I think he should come on down,” Mangini said.

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Diary of...

Finally the show is back. Wont front, this was my show. Hmm I may make a move back to watching television now.

Thursday, November 12, 2009


I cant front, I'm a little interested in seeing which direction this film goes in. Glad its a Sundance Film Festival video and not a fake make shift cinema or even a straight to DVD swindle.


Travis Barker may undoubtedly be the best drummer ever. This video clearly expresses his passion, dedication and focus for each sound. He didn't just murder the song, but the way he took over the chorus. I must say I'm still in aww. This is just another example why live music is always better. On a side note, did this man remove his tattoos too?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

You Can't F*ck w/ da Police!

Casual conversation about cars always start when talking to my mechanic. He did reviews on upcoming vehicles for 'African Americans on Wheels," a small based magazine based in the DC Metropolitan area. I mentioned my interest in an 09 Impala SS and how they were discontinuing them. He said "Maaannn aint nobody want that slow sh*t, Besides the caprice is coming back out the end of next year." ARGH! This man has test drove everythign from the 2010 Camaro, to the 2010 Audi a8, the unreleased 2010 M SERIES and MORE!. And of course the majority of you know I own a Caprice. I got home and went ot searching for the body style. 2011 Chevy Caprice 6.0-Liter V8 engine pushing 355 horsepower and 0-60 in under 6 seconds-oh and its rear wheel drive. Hmm once I see this in all back, hopefully with an SS package, this car might be a problem

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

$100k w/ No Degree?! #wheretheydothatat

1. Air Traffic Controllers: $117,200 These workers make sure airplanes land and take off safely, and they typically top lists of this nature. The median 50% earned between $86,860-142,210, with good benefits. Air traffic controllers are eligible to retire at age 50 with 20 years of service, or after 25 years at any age.
Watching blinking dots on a radar screen that control the lives of hundreds can be stressful, and the job require specialized FAA schooling and on-the-job training. Typically, two to four years of training are needed in order to become fully certified, although previous military experience can cut that time down significantly.

2. Industrial Production Managers: $77,670 They oversee manufacturing activities. A college degree is preferred, but not necessarily mandatory. They often work in industries such as aviation and automobiles.

3. First-Line Police and Detective Supervisors: $69,300 Police officers can advance through the ranks to become supervisors by passing exams and achieving good performance reviews, and advanced training can help win promotions.

4. Funeral Director: $49,620 College programs in mortuary science usually last from two to four years. You typically must also serve a one-year apprenticeship, pass an exam and obtain a state license. Hours can be long and irregular. Dealing with dead bodies and crying relatives isn't for everyone.

5. Police and Sheriff Patrol Officers: $47,460 Police corporals had an average minimum annual base salary of $44,160, according to the International City-County Management Association. But total income can significantly exceed base salary because of overtime pay. And police officers can often retire at half-pay after 25-30 years of service. Applicants usually must have at least a high school education, and some departments require a year or two of college or even a degree. Rookies are trained at police academies.

6. Advertising Sales Agents: $42,750 20% have a high school degree or less, and 10% have an Associate's degree.

7. Real Estate Brokers and Sales Agents: $39,760 Don't let that figure fool you; the highest 10% earned more than $111,500. While advanced coursework is not necessarily required, new entrants must pass an exam and get a state license. Connections in the community and a willingness to work hard are what really count, but experience and a good housing market also help.

8. Occupational Therapist Assistants: $42,060 These workers usually need an associate degree or a certificate. They work with occupational therapists, helping injured patients recover from, or compensate for, lost motor skills. Job prospects are good in the growing health care field, especially for those with some post-secondary education.

9. Occupational Therapist Aides: $25,000 These employees receive most training on the job. Under supervision of occupational therapists, they also work with injured people. Competition for jobs is tougher for those with only a high school diploma.

10. Physical Therapist Assistants: $41,360 These workers deal with physical therapists, helping patents improve mobility, relieve pain or overcome injuries or disabilities. Those working in home health care services tend to make more on average. Aides, earning an average of $22,000, are trained on the job. Assistants, who have greater responsibilities, typically need an associate's degree.

Sunday, November 1, 2009


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Thursday, October 15, 2009

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Now Where Did I Put That List?

Every time I get a bill with writing on it, it always cracks me up. One day I'll pass my little message on to the world.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Well Done PLEASE!

Well at least you can get it on the go!

I'm Not a Writer I'm a Biter

Bape Fall/Winter 2009. Call it what you want but i need this Peacoat. Shoot I'll even get my Navy on and get the shirt and tie too.

And up Top, uh.. 2 Double D's

Merry Christmas to ALL (the ladies in my phone book). I kid, I kid. However, I cannot front, the thought did come to mind. I heard about this on the Russ Parr Show one morning and thought it was a joke, but it seems they are really pushing for a holiday release. Lets see how fast these fly off the shelf. Ladies, GET YOU SOME!

Via Google Searches:
Possibly taking their cue from what happens to men's underwear when they get horny, scientists are testing a bra that increases a woman's cleavage simply because she's feeling sexy.

The Sun's proclaimed it to be a "miracle" and "magic" bra. Calm down, gents; in fact, it simply works by detecting a change in body heat. When a woman gets frisky, her body temperature increases, causing the bra to squeeze her boobs together. When she's calmed down, the bra cools, relaxes and returns her bust to its normal state.
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LMAO at this article comment:

"When a woman gets frisky, her body temperature increases"

So that explains why women are always cold around me! :D